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Fanart for my new OTP.

Darvid x Batman.

The Lizzie Bennet Diaries.

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"But why would Darvid deny Batman his cave-studying dreams?"

- The Lizzie Bennet Diaries

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blog-de-nerdy:

buried-in-my-yard:

wasn’t expecting that. oh god

Reblogged it before, I’ll reblog it again.

Perfect way to end my day! =D

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"Actually, on my first night out I was “Pterodactyl Man!” But, wouldn’t you know it? People laughed at me. And I think that “Batman” works really well because I’m a HUGE bat, but I’m a tiny pterodactyl."

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the best line from Holy Musical B@tman!

(via batgirlrising)

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twospoonsofoatmealacouplanuts:

Useful quotations for everyday life

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(I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)
Me: “Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”
(The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)
Mother: “Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”
Boy: “I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”
Mother: “The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”
Boy: “Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”
(The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)
Boy: *sips* “Gotham is safe.”